killer clowns from outer space

Killer Klowns in Outer Space 

We start in a police car with a officer named Kurt Mooney roaming through the streets and hew reports of friday night starting then we cut to a ice cream van with Rich and Paul the ice cream men trying to pull two ladies at crescent cove. while there plan dose not work the teens at lovers lane notice a hateise comet fly across the sky. the comet lands on a old farmers property which he sees. when he checks it out it is actually not hateise comet it is a circus. while investigating the tent of the circus a mysterious hand kidnaps the farmers dog poo bear. after he realises this he is shocked to see a giant clown who murders the farmer with a space like weapon. it seems that the two main characters are a young man and a young woman woman who go to find the comet. when instead they find the circus tent with strangely the door open. As they travel through the circus they come to realise that it is not a circus but it is the comet which is a UFO. 

As the young man travels with the young lady they come across a room with so called candy. he investigates it thinking it is candy floss but it is actually cocoons of dead humans . as they investigate the ship they get chased by a killer klown. as they escape the clown they lead the clowns to their town. as the teens try and tell the police of course they dont believe them but the woman knows one of the officers named Dave who she used to date and they ask him to try and help them. while this is all happening the killer klowns are killing any body they see including when a biker destroys a clowns bike then the klown punches his head off. The klowns are trying to take as many victims as they can.

we head back to the police as many people start to ring the police about the killer klowns, after we go to the main woman's house as she is getting ready for the shower we notice that the popcorn actually moves and kills people and we witness this next when a bag of popcorn actually kills a worker for a kids party. 

as Dave and Michael ( the main male character) search for the clowns they unfortunately find one who kills 5 innocent  people. as Dave witnesses this he heads straight back to the police station to find huge red foot prints on the floor which is the clowns as the clown has just knocked out moody in the station. as Dave heads through the cells he notices more cotton candy in the room and finds out officer moody has been killed because the clown uses Moody's body as a puppet. as the clown tries to kill him he shoots it in the nose which actually kills the clown so he has found their weakness

we go back to the heroin or the woman character of the film who the clowns have tracked down and  kidnapped her as mike and Dave tried to save her. they follow the clowns to ironically a amusement park where they have taken the woman 

they enter the amusement park to find yet again the circus tent which is the clowns mothership and mike realises that they have been here before as it is exactly like the first tent where they discovered the killer clowns

as they fight of hordes of clown they finally meet the big boss and he attacks the main characters so Dave tries to distract the big clown. as Mike and Debbie ( The female character ) run from the tent. 

Dave runs out of ammo on both weapons and gets grabbed by the big clown and out of a burst of improvisation he uses his police badge to stab the nose of the big clown. when the big clown explodes the ship explodes and a car falls out from the ship and Dave is inside it. at the end of the film Debbie asks " is it over " which then 3 pies are thrown at the main characters heads so it is a cliff hanger for a sequel.

In my opinion after watching this thing which is somehow called a film it is just awful and it didn't bore me it shocked me how bad it was because the main actors couldn't act as the best actors was the clowns and it wasn't funny or scary which is the point of the film. my teacher Wayne said and i quote "The film is like a virus it just grows on you"